The anticipation is mounting. The euphoric, mischievous, air of Halloween is palpable. Can you feel it?
The maddening search for costumes is under way.
The bittersweet song of the autumn harvest is playing, stirring the undead from their slumber!
And we, the living, are as the moth to the flame… Drawn in by an undeniable obsession with the macabre, helplessly succumbing to the spell of mortality.
But, to quote a famous saying, “Aint no party like a zombie party, ’cause a zombie party don’t stop!”
Editor’s note: to stop a zombie party one must destroy the brain of any undead attendees by either crushing or otherwise removing the head. Comedy So Serious! is not responsible for any Zombie Party related injuries.