Halloween Countdown: 14 Days and Haunting

As the anticipation for Halloween mounts, we find ourselves drawing the very chill of this macabre season ever closer to our thoughts.

Tempting, but…

Despite our attempts to hasten the passage of time, the days make a mockery of our efforts.

“There are 86,400 seconds in a day! Nya-nya-na-na-nya!”

And, as we all know, idle hands are Paul Rubens’ plaything!

Too soon?

So be renewed in your efforts. Do not be startled if you discover that while you’ve been patiently pursuing Halloween, perhaps the spirit of Halloween has been following you!

We’re all gonna die… Hilariously!!!

Hold fast to the sweet taste of costumed camaraderie, and savor the excitement of expectancy.

My milkshake brings all the zombies to the yard….

For as fast as Halloween arrives, it departs, taking with it a myriad of scantily clad, neon-wig adorned Nurses back into the belly of the Beast.

Like so:

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