For centuries, mankind has laid the groundwork for comedy by being ostentatious, pretentious, and diabolically misguided. With the advent of the internet, historians and Gif-makers alike finally have a chance to set the record straight.
Shocking as it may be, we find ourselves startled by the surprising events of the unexpected and unforeseen. If only we had seen it coming.
There is but one lifespan allotted to each of us, and it passes swiftly by, leaving only a wrinkle in time. Or, as the case may be, in face…
And as the hounds of winter descend upon us, snarling with their icy fangs, it is imperative we do not flinch. Our gaze must be steady, our aim true, if we wish to thrive in this harsh, uncompromising environment!
May the heroes of yesteryear be embodied again today, so that they might disembody the foes of tomorrow, only to see them spring forth anew.
The cycle of life can be a cruel mistress, but no matter how hard it may seem, there is always another way. The answer lies not in the circumstances, but in the arrangement of our response!