Monday Miasma # 12

If you’re reading this, then it’s already too late. The workweek has begun anew, dispatching its most cruel and twisted mechanisms of mediocrity!

Monday in a nutshell.

Even the most graceful of parries seems to backfire, culminating in a loss of both dignity and… beverages.

Not my BEVERAGES!!!

The inescapable miasma of Monday doubles back on itself, returning again and again to rear its fearsome, familiar features.

Please… Make. It. Stop.

But, in spite of the indignities suffered and the injustices sustained, there is a silver lining. For in time, after facing the beast of boredom, the human spirit shall triumph! Inspiration and ingenuity will resurface, and we will find a way!

A Monday well spent, I’d say.

Here’s to the swift passage of the first day back at work! This cookie’s for you.

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